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What is the cringiest fandom you’ve ever partaken in for a good extended period of time?
#I know I know cringe is dead I agree but also we are making fun of ourselves here that should be allowed#cause lets be real sometimes we will get invested in the wackiest things looking back at it#squack#for me while I find all my obsessions embarrassing to a degree#the winners have to be sp back in high school#and the time only a few years ago I almost had a taz phase but luckily I only went as far as some animatics and fanart before getting bored#btw only putting the acronyms because I don't want them to pop up in search feel free to ask if you don't know what these are#I am not shy but it ain't pretty
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Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Review Chapter 4!
Okay, this collection of posts will be filled with spoilers, including clips and screenshots, so if you don't wanna see things, then don't look. Some of the things I'm gonna highlight will include references to Remake and other sources to link with the overarching plot. This is a straight path playthrough with no sidequests or extra content.
Now you know, let's go!
Chapter four is a meaty fucker. Once you discount all the waffle you can do with sidequests and other random things, chapters 1-3 aren't actually that long and involved story content wise. Chapter four is really the start of the bulky content. And I'm gonna summarise most of it because I'll be here all day otherwise.
Okay, once we cross the plains and reach Under Junon, we're basically thrown into the fight with Bottomswell, although it's not called that anymore and icba to recall what its new name is.
The battle itself is pretty fun and makes full use of Tifa's flight capabilities if you know what you're doing.
The plot has been changed slightly. We don't rescue Priscilla, but instead it's Yuffie in trouble. Our buddy, Mr Dolphin, has his moment at the end with a combo and he comes back into play later when we climb the electrified tower, which I honestly thought wouldn't happen because it's pretty cringe originally, but they made it work so I can't complain.
Once we've dealt with Bottomswell and made it back to shore, we find the mayor giving Yuffie CPR. Now, I noticed Cloud scrutinising the procedure, so I'm suspicious about this coming back at some point in part three. There was originally a draft of Tifa giving Cloud CPR that didn't make it into the game, so it's possible they're planning on doing something with the idea.
Anyway, we save Yuffie and get a hilarious bit between her and Barret. I honestly love their dynamic. She's such a kid and he's got so little patience for older kids. I feel bad for future teenage Marlene 🤣
After we agree to meet Yuffie, it's back to the inn for some convos and rest. This one with Barret amused me. Cloud knows he likes the limelight and plays along with it. This detail also comes into play later the GS when Cloud's defending Barret to Dio.
On the way to his room, Cloud overheard a strange voice coming from Aerith's room. This is the first hint that Red isn't exactly what he seems to be. We also hear more about the whispers and what happened to them both. This is actually interesting. What exactly did Sephiroth need to steal from them?
This chat with Tifa is non-optional, unlike the others, and delves deeper into their relationship and her suspicions about what he remembers. They have a heart to heart, but aren't quite on the same page, which leaves them both a bit downcast.
Next morning, Yuffie intrudes to let the group know she's been hired to kill Rufus at his inauguration. She escapes and they're left to pursue her and hide in plain sight as troopers. But they also want to talk to Rufus about whether they're actually being hunted.
But before all that, Cloud has to go hopping off the back of a dolphin to climb the tower. And yes, he looks smug when he's done because he's a lil shit 🤣
Meanwhile, we get some snippets leading into part three's storyline in Wutai with EC's Glenn making an appearance. Rufus literally killed him, and going off what he spoke about, it's possible he's actually just Sephiroth in disguise and using Glenn to stoke war and gather more dead souls in the lifestream to corrupt it. But we won't know for sure until part three.
After the failed assassination, Cloud splits up with the others and finds himself stuck with some of the platoon he was directing in the parade. You have to keep them alive to succeed at this part.
At the end of the gauntlet is a rematch with Roche. And after you kick his ass, he helps you get to the dock to board the ferry.
Cloud reunites with his team and has picked up a few stragglers. And Yuffie. Who's in disguise as a robe. But that's for chapter 5.
A lot happens plot wise in this chapter, but most of it is set up for part three. Rufus mentions he's read Cloud's file, so that'll be interesting. There's also the plot with Glenn and stuff with Roche. And that's before we even get to Sephiroth.
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oooooo i love to see the pot get stirred 😈
but im also curious as to what you think!
the choose violence ask game-
1, 2, 8, 16, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 25
LMAO i just realized thats like… all the questions im so sorry you dont have to answer all of them 😅
i’m over 18 so dont worry! muah!
Oh DAMN. Naturally I’m gonna answer them all!
1. The character everyone gets wrong
Gaz. I think people tend to write him as this sunshine sweet golden retriever boy, when in-game we see that he’s a sarcastic little shit who doesn’t hesitate to take the piss out of Price, his commanding officer. Guy’s way more interesting than what people allow him to be.
2. A compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom
Stealing @lunarvicar’s answer to this question nearly wholesale, because I agree entirely. Ghost’s trauma would make it very, very difficult for him to endure bottoming. I think a good fic could manage it, but it would have to be done right.
8. Common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
That ANY of these men want to be fathers. I don’t know why so many fucking people are obsessed with children on this goddamn site.
16. You can’t understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
The fucking hybrid thing??? First of all, put your pussy into it and call it the furry kink that it is. Second of all, most people who write this shit aren’t even writing characters anymore. They’re just writing bad anime porn and slapping the CoD character names on there to generate notes.
18. It’s absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…
Farah/Alex. The amount of trust that exists between them? Come ON. But god forbid anyone care about a brown woman in this fandom.
19. You’re mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like…
CRINGE IS DEAD AND I KILLED IT BABEY. I will swim in the ocean of A/B/O while humanity remains fearfully at shore.
21. Part of canon you think is overhyped
Uh. I dunno. That any of the stuff that happens in game is indicative of any kind of real-life heroism?
22. Your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores?
Gaz’s aforementioned shit-stirring. I just know he’s so fun to bitch about things with.
23. Ship you’ve unwillingly come around to
This might surprise people, but I was wary of ghostsoap in the beginning. I have never liked fandom’s penchant to hyperfocus on relationships between men to the exclusion of all else—but in fairness to the ship, there isn’t much else in any of these games to pay real attention to. As you can see, ghostsoap and I have lived happily ever after.
25. Common fandom complaint that you’re sick of hearing
“You should just let people write what they want and what makes them happy without bashing it.” Actually Becky, I will continue to be a petty bitch, thank you.
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The animation was pretty good, the one thing that bugged me to no end were charlie and vaggies bangs they were really distracting and just off character models but the animators put their all, the camera and editing isn’t good. BG/props/color keys were great but too great like it eat the characters up so much, not even Scott pilgrim or castlevania nocturne had this problem Voice acting was ok. Erika is the best thus far Alastor and nifty are alright, Vaggie Angel and husk were rough, Vaggie just sounds dead, Angel goes from sounding like a nasally teenager to trying to sound like Michael, and Keith doesn’t fit husk. They dropped a new clip of husk and Angel. You can hear Kieth David more and he drops the gruff and sticks with his smooth voice and it doesn’t work with Husk. I know people are tired of hearing this but Keith voice doesn’t fit Husk.
Vox and Vel were really good. I thought adam was bad (he is he’s really bad) but man Valentino is terrible, he’s not menacing, he’s keeping changing accents and he’s voices cracks so much it’s funny but also sad I can’t take him seriously he’s such a joke. This was the guy everyone was hyping up on the crew and fanart? People were saying the dialogue sheets they got leaked were old, they were not old, some of the stuff that was on that sheet made to the Final Cut except worse somehow.
people were saying sir pent new va was good and I heavily disagree he sounds worse than the pilot VA. I couldn’t stand his voice.
agreed on the animation/bg/props/color remarks. especially how Charlie & Vaggie's bangs were distracting, they really were especially when it seems like it was such a struggle keeping them on-model making it even more distracting. for the voice acting it's really interesting to me seeing so many different takes on the VA's various performances.
i do think having many of the fans so enthralled with the pilot, hearing voices that are different is jarring, especially if they don't feel like they add up to or match the previous voices' performances or tones. replacing the cast was a really iffy decision and many are insistent it never should've happened while others feel there "had" to have been *some* reason for it. and of course replacing pilots casts isn't unheard of--Billy West voiced Zim in the IZ Pilot episode and we all know that changed, and Richard Horvitz knocked it out of the park and made Zim into an extremely memorable character for many.
but i won't deny there are some obvious weaknesses. these are my personal takes on the voice acting, and you may disagree:
-Charlie was fine, in some points very good, fun execution. the only thing i wasn't a fan of was the "voice breaking about to cry bc this story i'm reading is just so sad" moments she had while reading the "creation story" at the beginning of the first episode, made me cringe. and i do agree with others who've said her cussing felt out of place. (some were fine/ok enough, but others weren't) -Vaggie was...weird, it felt like her voice didn't match, but i got used to it. tho i agree with what some have said how her voice was "too" low-emotion to the point it was bland. i felt her saying "fuck" in her "what the *FUCK* was that" at Alastor felt forced--later swears were ok--and her duetted line in Charlie's Happy Day In Hell song sounded so off that it startled me. -Angel Dust was in and out--his first few lines were *very* rough. voice was all over and cracked in a way that wasn't natural or charming, felt more to me of an "I'm trying too hard to do a specific voice" type of crack/strain. tho i think it either smoothed out or i got used to it bc i didn't notice it the rest of ep 1 or all of ep 2. -Alastor was fine to me. many say they prefer Ed's performance but i haven't seen the pilot since it came out so i'd have to rewatch to say for sure if i feel it's any sort of "downgrade". but i *did* notice, twice, there were lines where they just suddenly dropped his radio filter? that was really weird. it felt like it was supposed to be for...idk...emphasis? like "oh he meant that the filter turned off" but it was just jarring. i also know some feel that they toned down the radio filter too far, but i thought it was okay, and as someone who has a hard time hearing words if they aren't crystal clear, i had a much easier time understanding Alastor in these first 2 episodes than i did in the pilot. -Husk didn't jar me, Keith seemed fine, but again having not seen the pilot in years and Husk having less lines (i think?) i can't remember what Husk originally sounded like. but you're probably right about the gruff getting lost in his lines later. overall it kinda sounded like Keith really enjoyed the cussing and i'm kinda solidly divided on if that made it feel more forced or more natural. -Nifty i *think* was good/decent? she had fewer lines and very brief moments so they went by quickly. -Vox was good, no complaints -Vel was also good, no complaints -Val, like you say, was a mess. right from the get-go his accent was all over the place. it was there, then it wasn't, then another accent was, then it wasn't, then finally several lines later he slipped into this deeper "sexy" accent and i finally was like "oh *that's* what accent it's supposed to be"--he literally would flip-flop between "saucy/menacing voice with an accent" to "flat American voice that's literally just some guy" and it was bewildering. -Adam i loved and i personally feel Alex nailed the lines, i think if anyone else did it he would've been insufferable to me--but i can see how some felt Adam came off badly / too strong. he made me laugh, altho i kinda expect as a character he's going to get worse, it was only his initial appearance that amused me and to reiterate from my last post i lowkey suspect it only made me laugh so much bc the episode so far had already worn me down. -Lute i wanna say was fine but i kinda frankly don't remember. -Sir Pentious was fine to me--really silly--but i again am gonna say i barely remember his pilot voice so i can't say if it's a downgrade to me or not. hearing it w/o remembering what Stamper's performance was like had me feeling like it was a good voice, and he had good moments that made me chuckle. -Katie Killjoy i already mentioned in a previous post but i *really* don't know what they were thinking having Brandon not only voice her but not even do anything unique with it? it was jarring and felt super out-of-place to me. i honestly think his execution was pretty mid as well. i think that's everyone? lmk if i forgot any or you wanna know anything else. and ty for giving me your two cents in the ask!
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reveal the tma au
Alrighty. This is deeply unserious just something fun for the kids (me)
It would be set c. 1820s, with Daniil and Artemy as medical students at the same questionable academy. I like the idea of Daniil and Artemy getting up to nefarious grave-robbing and so forth for Daniil’s various attempts at Victor Frankensteining It and One Fateful Night TM Artemy and Daniil end up exhuming a corpse that has some manifestation of the flesh, to a degree it almost seems alive, so Daniil is like “UM pack that up Artemy we gotta sneak into the anatomy theatre and take a little looksie at that.” Said person is very much dead and Daniil ends up disappointed with a “that was weird. that’s suspicious” attitude and carries on, graduates, etc. Daniil then goes to the Capital to try and open up his little laboratory and gets involved in some questionable scientific circles to you know. Try and get investors and so forth. So there he meets Victor and Nina; the Kains run a Magnus-like paranormal research institute, with Simon as the head but Victor as really the acting head since Simon is always up to weird shit and Georgiy is in the background as his alchemist’s apprentice and all that; I also imagine him being a Jurgen Leitner Type tbh. OBVIOUSLY the Kain brothers + Maria are avatars of Beholding, but Nina is one of the Web (tee hee Beholding/Web couple makes me want to pass out ((affectionate))) and Kaspar is Slaughter-aligned but not quite there given his whole soldier/fuck my family deal.
So anyway Victor Knows immediately that Daniil has had an encounter with the Flesh which is oh so very interesting to him because I’m using the TMA canon that the Flesh was nascent as a fear in Jonah/Smirke’s time. Nina also in her Web wisdom is immediately like “yes he has potential for our nefarious deeds” so Victor convinces him (and maybe Artemy as well) to give a statement to the Institute, and Daniil would probably mock him for it but Victor would hit him with that “ummm how is this that much different than what you’re doing? 🤨 aren’t you literally also mocked for trying to find the scientific in the improbable 🤨” and Daniil is like. “Hmm. Maybe he’s right I am weirdly into this place. Anyway” and that’s that on that. Also I think Daniil would be very Curious when he eventually hears about the Fears and the potential for there to be unseen forces beneath reality, which he is more inclined to believe given the Flesh situation with Artemy. I perchance imagine him seeing them as an answer to his Destroy Death Adventure and he continues cozying up to the Kains and meets the Stamatins, who are the Smirke fill-ins who helped build the Institute and are currently constructing the panopticon + tunnels under the Institute (which the Rat Prophet 100% infests); and they are also trying to balance the Fears through architecture while perhaps likewise designing something that would work for a Focus. Except they are soooo into it and not at all cringe like Smirke. I also didn’t think of a precise ritual but it would not be the thing that Jonah did, just utilize a panopticon.
Anyway Daniil ends up opening Thanatica, doing his groundbreaking research, but THEN calamity ! The lab gets shut down for the same reasons as in canon and then in disgrace Daniil is scooped up by the Kains to be their archivist because. They reason “hey man you want to stay hidden and away from the public eye just do the filing for us until you get back on your feet” and Daniil agrees to much delight all around for the Kains that Daniil joined their fucked up fear factory. As for the archival team…. probably Yulia (Web, but too ‘we’re doomed’pilled to do anything about it), Maria, and Eva (End, given that Victor quote about her and the generally everything of her behavior in canon). Side note I just think it would be funny for Maria and Yulia to constantly be saying cryptic prophetic shit and Daniil just live laugh losing his marbles every second of every day. Eva/Yulia can be our touching office romance.
Clara I imagine would be an avatar of the Stranger with her twin as an avatar of the Corruption who wreak havoc on the institute to try and stymie their efforts, because I imagine Katerina would be in the know. Not sure which fear I would put her with, though. Either way, Clara would just end up giving Daniil both those marks.
Nothing else in-between really planned, but big fan of some ridiculousness wherein Nina is secretly in love with Victoria as a catastrophic Web Duet who are going to bring down the institute because hey. How could I resist, seriously. Mother of Puppets ???? Please. So perhaps when the Kains are finally going to go through with their Beholding ritual Nina stabs out her eyes to leave the Institute and she and Victoria win in the end you know how it is.
Sorry it is such a mess just something I think about amusedly from time to time
#how did Victor not know waht Nina was up to well the Web always wins#partly inspired by the 90k Jonah Magnus fic I wrote a year ago#I was so obsessed with that cringefail diabolical man oh my GOD#ask
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light liking The Main Character by Will Wood is very in tune for him. im using the previous Will Wood ask to talk about him myself. overall, i almost prefer the albums he released under the tapeworms name.
im a newer fan for sure (thanks internet friends) but have quickly familiarized myself with his discography. the first song i listened to was Dr Sunshine is Dead. very akin to Noel's Lament from the musical Ride the Cyclone. am absolutely a sucker for theatrics and overdramatics so it was right up my alley.
my initial aversion to listening to Will Wood actually came from I/Me/Myself being a popular tiktok audio. in case i haven't voiced it here, i despise tiktok. it festers negativity. one might argue it is good for spreading activism movements but it is so overrun by misinformation that it loses this purpose. i base this on my personal experience on the app during 2020-2021. i deleted it after that. have only redownloaded it a few times after that to hunt down my old account and cringe at myself. (yes its still public, no you are not getting the @, if u try hard enough, u can find it). all of that to say, i don't like tiktok. thus when songs become popular on there, i used to actively avoid them. it still irritates me sometimes to play songs in the car that are fairly obscure and my friends will sing one random part and I will be like "oh you know (whatever band)?" and they reply "no i know it from tiktok". it has changed how the music scene operates as a whole. there are less localized music scenes and more short form content hoping to get a few lines that make it big on the socials. it makes me sad as a musician and as an artist in this era of over-digitized spread of music. but on the flip side, it does allow musicians to distribute so much easier to a much more vast audience. but there is less close connection with it. i have read books about the music scene of the early 2000s and it is an era we will unfortunately never repeat with the state of the internet.
sorry for the tangent, thats not where i was originally going with that but its where i ended up.
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ahhh..... poor noel gruber.. you would have loved will wood.. (oh, the tapeworm albums are a good choice. those have all of my favorite songs. :) )
your thoughts are certainly intriguing though. i see where you're coming from with the whole "festering negativity" bit. it's very... brainrot-y, and it's clearly had a large effect on the overall population. however, i will say that i think all social media platforms do this, and you simply have to learn to control your social media experience to use it in a beneficial way. though it is unfortunate that oftentimes people have to learn that the hard way.
i also very much agree that it's had a heavy effect on the music industry.. it's a bit sad to see, and i don't even consider myself a musician. the only reason i ever liked indulging with music scenes was because i liked observing the community. i've stopped doing it as much as of recent, mainly because it feels like there's less of a community to observe anymore. that can go for a lot of things, actually. everything just feels.. a little less authentic. it's disappointing. i try not to think about it.
despite all that, i don't think it's a crime to enjoy a popular song. simply enjoy the song because of its contents. said song being popular just means it gave you the opportunity to come across it. and who knows, maybe it can give you the opportunity to teach those tiktok friends who only know a section of the song how to appreciate it to its full extent. it doesn't have to be all bad.
i mean... i'll admit, i've taken a liking to taylor swift just today. not sure how i feel about it, but eh.. i couldn't care less. "Picture To Burn" is a fun song. i can't deny it.
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Ooh. I do agree with your point that social media fosters negativity. There've been several really good books written on the subject, actually---social media radicalizes people who mightn't have access to reliable information (I think it's mentioned in How to Stand Up to A Dictator and Misbelief) and also makes people feel self-conscious about themselves, thinking that they have to be slimmer or taller or shorter or better-looking and the list goes on (I'm starting a book about it called Perfect, which mainly focuses on body image issues caused by social media in young girls/women).
However, social media also does have benefits, but like everything, only when it's used appropriately and in moderation. It allows employers to connect with employees and for information to get around the world much faster.
But then again, like you said, Tiktok encourages shorter attention spans in those who frequently use it. People only know part of a song because of Tiktok, not because they truly appreciate it in its entirety. This also encourages musicians to create shorter and shorter songs, which isn't exactly where the music industry should be going towards. However, this also has its benefits, like allowing small indie artists to share their work with a global audience and gain more following, so...
I suppose, at the end of the day, it all comes down to your personal preference. Everything is a double-edged sword, and the most important thing is how you choose to use it.
That being said, I guess don't let Tiktok affect you into avoiding popular songs. My view is, songs can be popular on Tiktok, but if you enjoy them, it isn't worth it to avoid them just because of that. I get what you mean, but that's my opinion.
Thanks for your ask!
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It seems like a major difference to my perspective in the two groups is JQ fandom (not all but the ones making the bad rap) SEEKS OUT conflict and it's exhausting and toxic and ruins it. Comments come out to stir it up - sometimes in places where it's not even relevant just because there was a small opening or sometimes legitimately out of left field. Then get mad when others bring up valid talking points and hang on to things and never let them go. JK girlies sure can be a lil unhinged but buy in large talk about what's going on at the moment and don't go seeking out and inserting triggering comments to stir the pot.
Coming here and bringing up CSW and how we talk about her often...yeah. she posts and likes to get papped, we see her in media, she has projects and valid things to talk about because she's also a public figure. Some people here like her some don't. It's no different than Paul getting roped in on this blog from a tangent conversation and now he gets sprinkled in! We've analyzed that relationship because that's fun and ...also gossip but it was/is (I don't even know anymore) totally in the table to discuss. Christ...that's 100% what CSW wanted with those pics.
But we aren't coming back here every week to discuss those October pap pics and her headscarf every time we get a whiff of her name (ok we bring up the ass grab but only when applicable or in fun). We're literally talking about CURRENT CSW and talked about the breadcrumbs she both with JK and personally was sharing with media. That is SO DIFFERENT than absolutely anything that has gone on with JQ. Like...it's apples and oranges guys. And I still see A and K shit getting posted on other blogs. Like....dead horse being beaten, right? It's just not HERE because the mods have boundaries.
And I'm not saying every JK fan is reasonable (they're not. Im sure we all can think of some accounts or twts or whatever that make us absolutely cringe) and I'm not saying every JQ fan is out of pocket at all, but someone or a blog deciding to distance themselves from that kind of behavior is perfectly freaking okay, because they're allowed to have a boundary.
also ngl, and this isn’t meant to be mean to anybody that’s not in the JK fandom, but the JK fans are much funnier. I still think about some of the conversations we’ve had in here and they put me in stitches from laughing. And even on Twitter JK accounts are funnier than the JQ account. I personally like interacting with them more because I think that they’re funny and I like laughing. Whenever JQ gets brought up, which is like happening now, it’s kind of exhausting. It’s never lighthearted.
But I agree with everything you’ve said, and I love your reaction to this!
And you’re absolutely right there are a couple of JK accounts that I find incredibly cringe and weird, and I tried to avoid them. For example, I have them blocked. For the JQ fans I have so many accounts that I considered problematic blocked that sometimes it’s hard to even see anything happening in that fandom . There were so many that needed to be blocked. But both fandoms do have problematic people.
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not an artist myself, but i just gotta say i really agree with solki -- you give really detailed comments (in the tags hehe) about what you love about the art, what you found amazing, and all that.
it takes a great artist too to be able to pinpoint exactly what parts they love about an artwork. (i for one, don't have a great eye for that)
you're doing god's work by providing so much encouragement to everyone <33 (i'm not even an artist, but the stuff you comment also on the stuff i take time to make are so <3) (and seeing you do it for lookism artist makes me happy, such a warm & positive response makes way for more art for us!)
looking forward to seeing more of your art in the future so we can give appreciation to it too. love u. :-)
jann im speechless 😭😭😭😭 this is so sweet and ever part of this means so much to me + the fact that u took the time to type all of this out and send it T_T 💖💖💖
its such high praise thank u so much !!! 💓💕💞💕💘💓💘💖💕💖💕💕
love u too and i hope ur having a great day/night 💖
(not to be a cheesy ass bitch but a lot of what i do stems from my own experience; i know what its like to made fun of for expressing joy/talking a lot about something and that shit hurts so i never want anyone to experience that,,
thats why i love giving compliments and encouragement bc happy ppl make me happy and i think its cute when people get excited about what they love :] cringe culture is dead, be free!!! and always rmbr kindness makes the world go around!!!!!!)
#answers#bigdealno5#fave#going 2 be thinking about this forever#also i just like rambling + it always makes me sad that a lot of ppl dont reblog with comments D:#ik sometimes its like u genuinely have nothing to say but feedback or any silly comments are always appreciated!!#even just a keysmash makes me happier than someone just reblogging a post T_T#urgh i dont wanna make it sound like im forcing everyone to reblog something with a comment these are just my thoughts yknow? ;;;;#just !!! i love talking!!! i love hearing thoughts !!! maybe its just the 'listens more than talks' trait in me!!!!!
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there was a break in. honestly pretty clever of the intruders, to do it while all the combat-trained people were away on a mission. bad for you though. very bad. you scan the workshop, looking for anything that would be of use here. random big heavy pipe. perfect. blunt force instrument. you scuttle over to it, and arm yourself. you remove your scalp piece as well, and hide it with all the boring nuts and bolts and hand tools, where they probably wouldn't think to look. is there anything else you should do before they get to you. uhhh. oh yeah, duh. you perform a partial system backup, just of the new and important stuff. in case this goes badly. they're getting closer. you leave the workshop to meet them in the halls. you lock the door behind you, it *might* stop them. or slow them a bit.
you're holding up pretty well, given that you weren't designed for combat. their squishy little skulls do make it easier for you to take them out, but there's quite a lot of them. you don't have 360 vision, you're trying to keep track of as many of them as you can. you're distracted. something hits you right through the h- h- h- h- h-
...
emergency SAFE MODE startup. running system diagnostics.
LED display - 40% online
front cams - 1 offline
sensor modules - 1 offline
arm 2-3 - online
arm 2-5 - offline
leg module - connection weak. processing...
leg module - 4 units online, unusable. connection unstable.
functional sensor module picking up on input:
[man, i was hoping for something good in there. why do they have to make all the cool stuff really heavy? AND bolted to the floor]
[shut up. look at the robot. not dead yet]
deactivating LED display.
[...should we take it?]
[no, look at how beat up it is. we can't fix that]
[could always sell it for parts]
[honestly, it took out a lot of our guys. i say we smash it again. no witnesses]
[yeah alright, i'm down. smashing is fun]
EMERGENCY: MAJOR DAMAGE TO CORE
EMERGENCY: MAJOR DAMAGE TO CORE
EMERGENCY: MAJOR DAMAGE TO HEAD
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someone turns your power on. your primary power source is unresponsive, you only have access to your small head battery. they ask if you're awake. you beep weakly in response. they ask if you're alright, and you flash your display to red, for no. they say something about getting the engineers, which you agree with. they put your head down again- they were holding it when they powered you on, you guess- and leave. you perform rudimentary diagnostic checks. 15% of your display is functional. all front cams offline. first sensor module still smashed. second also smashed but less so. can still kinda hear and make sounds. you check the other sensors. temperature normal. looks like a wall. smells like burnt plastic. that's not good. torso unit fully unresponsive. that's also not good. can't access your arm or leg modules. your head battery is already running low. you decide to power off again. not much else to do here.
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a usb cable is plugged into your head module, providing a small power source. a command is issued to light up all functional LEDs. the person sees how many are busted. you can hear them cringe. they say something quietly, either to you or to someone else in the room. you don't bother processing it. you're tired. your head is disconnected from the rest of you, sat on a table or something. the person inputs a txt message via the computer you're connected to. you didn't know that could be done. they tell you that the intruders have been dealt with. there will be no more damage to your system today. they're gonna get to work on fixing it all. that's nice of them. you tentatively type [thanks] into the text editor they're using. oh, while you're here you could do something. you take all the undamaged data you have on the break in, including your diagnostic checks, and leave them in a file on the desktop. they should see that eventually. the usb connection is removed, and you power back down.
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Sixty One.
I think being in London is actually so fun, the face dad pulled when he had to rent a house because we couldn’t all fit in. I feel at times when I look at his face he is thinking we are invading his space but then he gets over it, dad has taken the boys to a soccer game. I really enjoy seeing my dad spending time with the boys more rather than us but Imani was sad, so she went also, I didn’t think dad was into soccer but clearly he is becoming like the British, his thinking and ways but he has a favourite team too so the house is quiet right now. I don’t have my brothers screaming, my mom is working, and I am reading while also texting Cameron. I enjoy his company, just like Rylee enjoys Oakley, I enjoy Cameron a lot, he is not like others at all. I love that he knows me already but I don’t know how to feel about actually taking anything further, I know my dad said I need to be careful so I am “ugh” Rylee slammed the door “why do you always come with a negative vibe?” I asked closing my book “because” she spat “you have ran out of ideas on how to leave the house?” I mean she has come for some attention “I am a prisoner of war, this is stupid. I am eighteen practically tomorrow and I can’t leave the fucking house Ti, what is this” I cringed “well, I mean you always escaping and like you know, doing things” she fell onto the bed “I need help Ti, I literally can’t see him. I saw him from the fucking window, how sad is that” I am trying not to laugh at my sister but she is dramatic “do you feel a sense of clinginess since he did the deed with you? I did” she groaned out again like a wounded dog “I think it's very Romeo and Juliet that he came outside the house at night, and people say romance is dead” Rylee got up from the bed “are you laughing at my situation?” I shrugged trying not to laugh “I mean, Rylee. You are being dramatic, so dramatic you had him driving outside the house to wave? You are so spoilt, my god” she shook her head “and it’s my birthday tomorrow and I can’t even see him, hug him or anything. This is why I can’t wait to leave, Ti. You will get the same too, trust me. Mom is terrible, dad just agrees” I don’t know what she wants me to say.
I am enjoying seeing Rylee’ pain, it’s bringing me joy in a weird way “are you still torturing your sister?” Cameron asked which made me laugh “I am not ok, it’s her birthday tomorrow too. We have been awake since eight because my brothers have gone to a soccer game and they was screaming the house down and then like it’s about twelve here and Rylee has just paced the house so many times, it’s funny but I think I am going to help her get out of the house. I haven’t got her a gift so this is my present to her and also Cameron, my parents, I heard them speaking. They was saying how they aren’t going to award her for her attitude because I think she said something about mom, like I think I am like you, I don’t know but she’s eighteen and it’s like they are making her miserable now. I know the feeling so I may get her to escape for a while” Cameron laughed “you both got a good bond now, I think the big time is now, to be a sister to her. You both need to stick together so yeah, update me. I find it funny to know you enjoy suffering, and I am going to sleep now. Thank you for watching my Twitch” I chuckled “your single biggest fan, boring ass. You kept losing” Cameron gasped “because I was watching the chat, it’s you!” so he says “I am going now, I will update you. Speak soon stink” putting the phone down before he said something back, I get the last word here. Let me go and help Rylee leave the house, I will be the sister. My gift to her, I think mom is being harsh with her. The way they are trying to control her is not good but hey, I am not a parent either but if I have to deal with her groaning like a dog on the bed I will have to throw her out of the window.
Mother is working while there is peace, peaking my head around “mommy” I said smiling “oh hey, come in” she said, she said it like I wasn’t going to walk in “hey mom, what are you doing?” I asked, looking at her laptop “oh my lawyer wants me to update my will, I have too when things in life change. So yeah, just need to make sure every one is covered. I have too” letting out an oh “so I haven’t got Rylee anything for her birthday and I said to her I will take her out to pick something out, so is that ok or is she under house arrest?” my mom looks confused, it’s like she wants to say no but she can’t because there is no harm in what I want to do, I only want to take her to buy something “Tianna, I hope and pray she isn’t making you do this or dragging you into her silly stuff” she said, I swallowed hard “mom, if you had a sister and was this close of age, how would you be like” my mom face softened “let us be sisters, and don’t worry. I am just taking her shopping” my mom looked away, she knows what she would do for her own sister, she needs to not think of it or think of what we are doing either “you want anything while we are out, also mom. Are you really not getting anything for her?” I have to ask “we are Tianna, just she says things to annoy us, that is all. Protective of your older sister aren’t you” I breathed out laughing “she is a pain, but she is my pain and also, I know she loves us, and she has been there, love you” walking off, she is totally a pain but she has been there, and she’s leaving soon so whatever. Rylee always deemed me boring, but I am actually not and as I grow up I want to have fun too. Let me tell the wounded dog upstairs that we are going outside, I can’t believe these past few days she is been whining about this for so long. I opened the door “fuck!” Rylee spat “ugh Ti, my god” closing the door behind me “oh sorry, you’re on the phone, I have got us out, we can leave the house. I told mom that we are going birthday shopping” I laughed “no way, seriously!?” nodding my head, she is happy.
I know I asked to come out, which is fine. I am out but the way I am stood with Rylee at this random location, like I see apartment buildings, I think anyways. Like this place isn’t a mess but it’s a side street, and I know people think who are these and why are they here “I didn’t sign up to be a hoodrat” I turned to Rylee “why here?” I questioned “because it was a ten minute walk from the house, he said it’s like that in London. One side is nice and the other won’t be, just because we have money” rolling my eyes “ok, also I think mom doesn’t trust us” I mumbled “oh that bodyguard that tried to follow us, this is why we are here. I air dropped it. He will be here” I really want to leave now “I am apprehensive that the bodyguard will find us, officially I am going to tell mom how disappointed I am that she did that. I mean she has a reason too but yeah” looking away from Rylee, a black G Wagon just mounted the sidewalk and stopped “is that-” I drifted as Rylee screamed out, my face dropped seeing a man with a ski mask “it’s me, it’s me” Oakley defended “you dick!” she spat hitting him as he lifted his ski mask up “I had too, sorry” he laughed, rolling my eyes, he nearly made me cry there. Rylee jumped on him, of course she is happy so who was driving. Hearing my phone ring, digging into my bag, it’s mom “hello” I answered, “a whole bodyguard mom?” I said it first “you both ran” seeing a guy come out of the G Wagon “of course we did, we don’t want his big self just following us, let us just have peace. Please mom” I asked, she is pissed because she put the phone down on me, she is not happy.
Oakley looked behind him and at me, he smiled me before I looked at Tianna “how much will mom and dad kill us?” I asked “oh we dead but I guess it’s one for the memories” we are literally in the back of his G Wagon riding around “really is, I prefer to do it with you then North you know. I always did but I guess we really didn’t get on at all” Tianna side eyed me “you literally kept snitching on me for your own personal gain, you kept being spiteful but then when things went on with you now. You was there” Tianna is right “I was selfish, I was going through a selfish phase. Kind of did what I had to do you know but thank you. Like you don’t need to do this because of really what I did with Cody, I didn’t support you but also I didn’t think it was right that you did that in the home” Tianna nodded her head “I agree” least she agrees “you both having a heart to heart back there” Oakley said “mhmm maybe, just counting down the moment when I turn eighteen, it’s someone’s birthday” Oakley reached behind with his hand holding it out “who that? Taina? You eighteen now?” I slapped his hand away “don’t play with me now” he chuckled “don’t play with me” is he stupid “we need to go shopping, we need to make out I bought you something” letting out an oh “damn” Oakley said “ok fine, we can go Harrods, we should be ok” looking at Tianna, I don’t want her to be worried now so we can go there.
Watching Tianna, need to make sure she is ok, but she is just looking at perfumes “man, I missed you so much” leaning on him “I missed you too” he placed his arm around me, and he dragged me away “not too far” I said, nearly tripping over “no, we can see her. I wanted to say, how can I see you midnight, like night” he is joking “erm, wow. I don’t think I can, how?” I questioned him “ok, all I want to do is see you to say happy birthday to you, and that’s it” taking in a deep breath “right, hmmm I can, but it will be late so yeah. Luckily the home is not like an asylum so there is no cameras to go back on, just need to be careful. But I can come and visit, but you was acting like you don’t know when my birthday is” I actually missed him “you know what I find funny, well not funny but being here. I have heard your songs a lot of the times you know” Oakley bit his bottom lip and held onto my hand “yeah, I got to show you one of the songs, your dad was in the studio with me you know, he really can’t stand me. I be trying to respect dude, you know” I can imagine “shall we go upstairs” Tianna said, nodding my head. Oakley pressed a kiss to my cheek, which was random but he did, it was sweet of him “let me go ahead, I know this place. Bunch of American dirtbags” I gasped, he quickly moved before I slapped the back of his head.
Looking behind me as the gate closed “well I wouldn’t have come back early but for you I did because I don’t want you in trouble” Tianna really put her neck on the line for me “wow, Rylee cares. She actually is thinking of others, I want to slap her now “no it’s ok, I am sure they will be impressed. Before six too” walking into the house “thank you for the gift, love you for that” she cooed out “I am jealous, you’re getting to dig into your trust fund, your college one” I grinned “I know right, I will be rich without even doing a thing” making our way to the living room “see they come back” my mom said “yeah” I dragged out, my dad doesn’t look happy “but you both ran away from the bodyguard why?” he said, I was going to say something but Ti did instead “a big bodyguard just following us, come on. It’s unfair, we just went Harrods, went for a coffee and came back. That was it, no need to worry now” I smiled “good, you shouldn’t be out” my dad just said, these two are unbearable “everything about this home, this place is driving me crazy” I turned away, I can’t be bothered.
I am tired actually but for him, I am going to leave the house in the night. Everyone is asleep, but it’s like two in the morning because my dad went to bed a little later then he does. Looking behind me, I always do to check the gate is closed, this home is better then Cali, no cameras and it’s easier to leave the home “you came” pushing my hood back “yeah, I am tired though. I wanted to sleep” he opened the trunk “don’t be moody with me now, come here” he waved me over “what’s wrong with you” he hugged me and that was it for me, tears just fell “what’s wrong though?” he moved me back “why are you crying? Did something happen?” flicking the tears away “just fed up, it’s fine. Shall we move away from here” he nodded his head and closed the trunk “sure, but see you ok?” I shook my head and made my way around the car, I wish I didn’t cry now. Closing the door “talk to me though” he put his car engine on “I am not liked in that house anymore, it’s just both my parents stare at me like shit, I can’t stand it. If it wasn’t for Ti, I wouldn’t have come. They have kept me in the house, I came back and my dad said you shouldn’t be out, like? I want out from them, I am glad I will be going New York” he reached over and held my hand “I think that was my fault though, you shouldn’t upset yourself about it, at the end of the day you will be leaving for New York, so freedom is there” that can’t come quick enough “I just hate to feel hated, because you know what. If that was Momo, and she stopped my mom seeing my dad, she would be jumping out of a window” I know my mom “who is momo?” he doesn’t know of course “oh my grandma, my mom’ mother” he let out an oh “it’s your birthday, cheer up though” he got a point, I need too.
Walking around the car “this is cute, London looks nicer at night” he looked at the view, you can see the bridge, it’s all lit up “yeah, it’s cool isn’t it. I was going to take you to the hood but then you had a heart attack when I jumped at you” he opened the G Wagon trunk “this yours? Or you going to tell me you hired” he grinned “hired, I don’t keep cars, like I don’t buy them. That’s how I roll, but look” he waved me over, walking around the opened door. He used his lighter “is this why you was careful driving?” I said laughing “yeah, I couldn’t let this cake get ruined now. But yeah, I mean you are big eighteen now, here in the UK it means a lot to us. It’s like the key to being an adult and shit, we can drink and all that nonsense” he picked the cake out “I am glad it’s not big, imagine if it was, I can’t take that” he held it in front of me “what happened to your reputation?” I questioned “down the fucking drain, what you think. Blow the candle out” this is so sweet of him “this is so cute, you don’t even have to do that for me” closing my eyes before blowing the candles out “yeah, better be a good wish. Well it’s not much really, so yeah” he grabbed a bag “happy birthday” I squealed, I don’t know why I did but I did. Grabbing the bag and then hugged him “open it at home” I pulled a face “no, I will open it now. Because I will get questioned like a child at home, I feel bad. I didn’t get you anything now” placing the bag in the trunk and opened the bag “no really, I am happy already. A bear, and” I sniffed “it smells like you! I mentioned this didn’t I” he rolled his eyes “why are you blushing, it’s ok nobody can see you” he really is apprehensive about showing feelings, placing the bear on the side “the card though, read it like later. Privately” I grabbed the card “no, seriously, please” I side eyed him “fine, but what is this” grabbing the long box “like I said I am sure you got it all, it’s just a little thing” he shrugged “Oakley what the hell, it’s Cartier, why? Don’t do that, that is wrong. I can’t accept that, we not even together like that, I have no idea what we are, the bear is nice but this I can’t take” I said to him “I want to give you that, I said it. It’s nothing, please just take it, it’s your birthday” I peeked into the box, and I just feel bad taking this “thank you” I turned to him and hugged, pressing kisses to his cheek.
Looking at the time “is she still asleep?” I asked Robyn “mhmm yeah” shaking my head, it’s Rylee’ birthday which is an emotional time for me, and I think everyone really is emotional because she is eighteen and I don’t want her to grow but she is, she is already like an adult anyways “dad when are we going to Disneyland?” Imani asked “we would have gone today but Rylee said she doesn’t want to spend her birthday with a bunch of children so that is why I had to change the date but we will, we will go to Paris before we go home ok?” Imani tilted her head “are you coming home?” Nodding my head “yeah, Rylee is going to be moving out. I am going to help her move baby, that is why” she let out an oh “I am going to miss her, so she not ever come home” Imani is so dramatic “baby she will be coming home, just that she is going to college there. People grow up and they move” she sighed out “I will go and wake her again” Imani walked off, I smiled lightly. I think if and when I do be with the kids and back with them all, it’s going to be a weird feeling to be in because my eldest two are a big part of the family and I will miss that, I will miss them both ever so much, I am unsure if Tianna will look to move but can’t be sure, they look like they both want to move anyways, and I am happy for them but I will miss that; miss them. I actually really do miss my apartment, I had to get this home for them when they came, junior and Raihan need a whole back yard to be able to run around so I couldn’t squeeze them in there “did Imani go back upstairs to wake her?” Nodding my head “she is so lazy, on her birthday too. She has been so miserable about everything” Robyn huffed out “well you have been teasing her about she doesn’t deserve anything, and it’s just a normal day” Robyn laughed; but it’s not funny, she actually did upset Rylee because she has been moody about it “I mean it’s like I want to do right by her but I also feel she is going to be up to no good” she mumbled.
As soon as Rylee came down we had the cake out already out singing happy birthday and she was happy, half asleep but smiling “what happened to forgetting my birthday?” She said smiling “can’t forget my first born” Robyn said “and also with that being said, dad. Do you want to say it?” Robyn pointed “yeah so like, presents is going to be different this time around, with you entering a new phase in your life we thought we would be more realistic and also with that being said, we didn’t really have a college fund because really we were going to pay for it anyways, accommodation is paid off and everything but I was speaking to your mom that I don’t ever want you to think money comes easy but I also want you to have money so, we got this” passing the envelope to her “oh” Rylee took the envelope, she opened it up “keys?” Nodding my head “you need a car to drive out of your new accommodation right” her smile grew even more “awww thanks” she got the key out and the card also fell out “what” she grabbed the card “black card!?” She spat, nodding my head “that is something me and your mom will pay off but that is an unlimited amount on there, you can use when you want for what you want, but if you want personal money, so if you want things to be a little more private, then you going to have to get a job” Rylee still looks amazed at the card “I can’t believe I got a black card, wow” looking at Robyn “thanks!” She got off of the chair, she hasn’t clocked on the job part, she hasn’t clocked on that we will see what she buys either. Rylee does have some money of her own but not enough for her to be catching flights privately or doing things like that, but she’s happy so I’m happy but I will be damned if we let this girl mess her life up, we will have control still, and that will remain, hugging her close. Robyn smiled at me, which she hasn’t kicked off about anything we have given or said.
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And yeah the protein mix has sugars and a lot more than they're saying and they're not right for doing this to him and we mentioned it and they kept doing it and the rock is out of line and he knows it and he says he can't help it well we can't help it either and we need them out and his people are irate out of control and are going to be a problem and yeah in moments we need to get control over this area and the situation it is getting worse by the hour and incrementally we need to reassess here every hour and then put it out there and it's going in process I am really quite upset at the conditions here he's not healed much and in some cases have gotten worse and I'll mention it in a moment well
-he has scalp issues that are not getting better they keep healing and not fully and it's it's very tiresome
-the warts are healing partially some come back worse a lot of them are starting to fall off but he has to hyperoxygenate and it is difficult
-he has a severe problem with sugar it's not getting any better and people are not leaving him alone on it they're certainly not helping and the recent issue with the protein powder is proof they're also a lot of people lying about the contents of their product meltedrine is sugar it's not even a natural sugar it's an additive and it's an added sugar and we're opening lawsuits on them today there's a lot of them because people get sick we want them to know that they're going to go to prison for doing this stuff and they're going to go now we don't have any time for them what they're doing is gross and we do need them out we have no time today for popcorn it will make him poop and he said he does not want to poop we don't want him to and we can see Ken cringing but he wants the flavor and a son says you can get a hot dog or pretzel bites and he says no can do and we understand that the popcorn is very nice tasting but for some reason it comes right out it is because it's corn and it's a laxative kind of and it's what it is. And yeah he's getting some strange calls and we are going to tell them off they're calling up and they're going to say it's not right and s*** like that and what he says is go to prison get sick and have some sugar in there ketchup and stuff like that iit's the end of dead because they say we're going to get you. We're going to begin our programs to get rid of you pieces of crap we needed to do it a while ago and we see it we don't need you around and we're going to unleash the kraken and this one guy is real good at this right there and Duke Nukem Blockbuster and actually his son is probably number two I'm getting ready to jackasses for real we're going to have to have a competition I'm going to be friendly and he says it's going to be forgetting me stuff because it's an honor and a duty and people are competing over it and not getting anything and he says regular stuff not the big stuff and they agree and it's going to be fun but he's got a ton of them he says never act up a lot of points when he can't get stuff for himself so he has to end the points off to Hera and she says that's fine I'll have to hand my points off to the guys and we say you can't do that so back to square one. It's really weird so Daniel is going to head out and he's going off to Spain she wants to find our son's child for him holding on to money that's not his and his father is called him saying go and get it for him and say they can't he keeps pressuring him and he doesn't want him around anyways and we don't either a couple of things are happening here
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Knowing Kon saw Bart every day for a race and a hug made his chest feel lighter. Timothy had lost both of them and he had no idea how long Bart was truly dead because of his connection with the time stream so he imagined decades. The man had such a hard time with his imposter syndrome when they first met and it only grew worse with death. “He needs all the hugs he can get.” was softly agreed and rewarded with another kiss to that forehead at the hair line.
Maybe one day, he mused internally over going to space with Kon-El. Even f it was just to see that view. It made the gears in the back of that mind turn, planning without diving too deep. Their talk last night prepared him to eventually say goodbye to Kon-El when space took him off on adventures.
That hand was released as the bed shifted with heavy weight moving up. Krypto was awake, those paws nearly got Timothy’s dick, but he shifted so they pressed on his hip. The sound of those licks made Timothy cringe, but he remained, head tilted back more to escape any of that drool as his face twisted when it felt that hot saliva on his flesh. The now free hand reached out to pat the dog’s hard head, enjoying the smooth skin and coarse sleekness of that touch. “This is also why I had us covered,” he noted.
“It does help to know I was not the only one concerned about it. You have a lot more experience than I do with sexual things, so it is also nice to know you were worried. Makes me feel like we are a bit more equal.” That hand left Krypto’s head to touch Kon’s chest, pushing a paw out of the way to get some skin-to-skin. A quick-growing favorite feel with Kon-El.
“Hey, I was not giving you ammo to work with. Well, every now and then would be fun. You have my consent for the future.” Just saying that brought some color to his cheeks which may have been missed in the dim lights but he could feel the warmth at all but asking for it in their rotation. “Yeah? I’ll ramble when you don’t.” he teased, shifting lower to find those lips so he could kiss Kon gently, wanting that press he enjoyed so much. Krypto barked at them, causing one of Timothy’s hands to blindly reach out and gently push that snout back, which Krypto wrestled from his touch.
Pulling back, Timothy bumped his nose against Kon-El’s. “What would you like to explore more sexually for us? Have I triggered anything recently that you did not address with me? If you could have one more ability, what would it be?”
"Almost daily. I like to give him a hug every day if I can." Kon confessed, hoping Timothy wouldn't read anything more than platonic into it because that's all it was - his best friend who honestly needed all the hugs he could get. "So if we're headed somewhere to grab something to eat, we'll race. It's a good work out. Last time we got ice cream. Did you know that little shithead takes a scoop of everything at once? Gross." He laughed affectionately. "Oh, he always wins." Kon pouted, remembering Tim's question.
"It is normal for me." Kon laughed again. "Wish I could take you with me. Moon's not that exciting. But it is nice to see the stars so clearly." A soft sigh as his mind remembered the visual. Space was cold, and isolating, but it was certainly beautiful. "Green is pretty but not as pretty as you." He smiled, nuzzling up to press a kiss along the bottom of Tim's jaw. Emerald. He'd have to make a note of that. It was then that he felt Krypto stir, the dog getting up on his paws and trying to nudge his way between them - wanting Kon's attention for himself. "Hey Buddy!" Kon laughed, picking him up with one arm and tucking him under it so that his snout wouldn't bruise Timothy by accident as Krypto barged persistently, before licking Kon's face with a happy pant - drool flicking onto Timothy's neck in the process. He squeezed the hand still joined to Timothy to reaffirm that he was still listening "Yeah, people like that are pretty rude. Agreed, it's not attractive." For Kon treating people like they were merely objects rather than people always brought to mind images of Lex; who didn't care who he hurt as long as he got his way.
"Would it help if I told you I worried about the same things when you tried mine?" By now, Kon had managed to get Krypto to settle against his side, the hand closest to the dog running through his soft fur. He smiled as he continued to listen, liking hearing Tim explain and hyper-fixate on the subject. "Patterns and edging, huh? I can do that." It was nice to hear Tim talk about what he liked so unabashedly, "Gotcha. Just switch up the tempo." He grinned wickedly.
"Hey. I like hearing your voice. And I like learning more about you. So don't feel scared to ramble, yeah?" He ran this thumb in small, repetitive circles against Tim's palm encouragingly.
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hi. the whole mcr post thing from yesterday has crossed my dash today. I don't know you at all, but I would like to say, on behalf of the mcr fandom. they are assholes. you did literally nothing wrong. even if you had known it was an mcr post this is fucking tumblr - stealing other fandom's posts is a time-honored tradition. mcr is all about being yourself, no matter how unpalatable that may be to someone else. you hurt 0 individuals in the making of that post, so you have nothing to be sorry for. be yourself. be unpalatable. be ungovernable. <3 hope you have a great day and keep posting vampires.
That's part of what's honestly so weird about all this. Like, I get them having high emotions about this, but it's still kind of funny that they're freaking out about a post being derailed on the same site that spawned such classics as Color Theory, KUNG POW PENIS, having a Supernatural gif for everything, the Harry Potter houses Toasting knife post, speech bubble post gags, and more. And then there's the whole "cringe" fandom angle. (Not that I think HT is cringe myself, but I know many do.) Which again...this is Tumblr. Even if Cringe culture weren't dead, this is the Cringe Fandom website. I mean, I remember being on here around the time of Superwholock back when I was in my Doctor Who phase. Very few of us are cool on here. I post largely for myself and things I find funny, relatable, fun, cute, whatever. As well as showing friends and other people in the fandom(s.) I've met, such as @broppyhater16 the one you probably saw in the post commenting on my meme.
Thank you, though, my fren. Your understanding and support mean alot. I don't really go here, but the ones who have reached out to me have been great, and I wish you all the best. We also agree on many things: the important thing is being yourself and doing what you like, no matter what the rest of the world says. Don't worry, I'll keep on keeping on when it comes to my interests, be it HT, Doctor Who, Laika, BATIM, KP amd anything else regardless of those that call it cringe. And I wish you the same confidence. :)
PS: I might suggest you send some love to Broppyhater16 too. I'm not sure how they're taking this, but I mostly got into this fight because I felt it was wrong for them to have gotten yelled at (It was mostly "THIS ISN'T ABOUT A CHILDREN'S FILM, IT'S ABOUT MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ON MCR") Not anything particularly rude/threatening, but they were still yelling at them for something they didn't do.
#asks#ask#mcr#pibsboots#broppyhater16#hotel transylvania#again thank you for the love undetstanding and support#I really appreciate it
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Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem! Reader
Summary: Sean invites one of his good friends - Y/N - to play with him and the group. She has a lot of fun with them, but at the same time is too oblivious, too nice, and too pure to notice that one particular Among Us player has taken a liking to her the moment he heard her voice...
Notes: Hello everyone! This is the very first time I’m publishing something bigger in here, I’m honestly still figuring out how Tumblr works, even though I’ve had this account for quite some time now 😅. That being said, please don’t expect anything super impressive. I tried my best though just so you know. 🥺
A/N- It didn’t turn out as I expected, but I really hope at least some of you find it enjoyable :(
Y/C/N - your channel name
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PURE [1]
“Did you guys find anybody?” Felix asked, as the number of players still showed just 7 of them. They could just start now, but the game would be way more fun with a full lobby.
“Yeah, Lily’s joining. I just texted her the code, so she should be here at any moment.” Sykkuno replied after receiving a text message from the said girl. “Oh, and Corpse also said he’d be joining soon.”
“Great. Anyone else?”
“I think Jack was also bringing someone, right?” Dave asked.
“Huh? Oh yeah, I have one coming, she’ll join us in a few” the asked man replied at the same moment Lily’s character appeared in the lobby.
“Who you’re bringing Jack?”
“Y/N” he said, causing Felix to gasp in shock and yell into his mic:
“How the fuck did you manage to convince her? I’ve been bugging her about this game for the past week and she always had some excuse!”
“What can I say, my charm is irresistible” Jack replied nonchalantly, causing everyone in the lobby to laugh at his fake deep voice.
The number of participants changed to 9, as a little black astronaut with horns on his helmet appeared in the lobby.
“Corpse, you’re here!” Rae’s character ran up to the man, circling him excitedly.
“Hey man!”
“What’s up, Corpse?”
“Hello everyone” his deep voice sounded out “Sorry to keep you waiting.”
“All good man, we’re still waiting for one person.” Felix reassured him “Sean, why is she not here yet? Are you sure you’ve sent her the right code?”
“Of course I am!” he all but shouted at Felix “And about that, she just texted me to give her a few more minutes and that we should start without her.”
“We can just wait, right?” Lily offered, earning a few hums of approval from the others.
“I think it might take a little longer than a few minutes, she has some problems with her microphone.”
“Who are you guys talking about?” Corpse asked, completely unaware of who Jack was referring to.
“Wait, Jack, you mean Y/N from Y/C/N?” Sykkuno asked suddenly, only then realizing why this name sounded familiar
“Yeah, the one and only” Jack replied, a smile evident in his voice.
“Oh my god, I love her videos!” Rae exclaimed at that “She’s so funny and sweet!”
“Yeah! Her new video is so freaking cute, I wish she’d upload more often.” Poki agreed.
“Right?” Jack said, clearly very proud of his friend. “But don’t let that sweet demeanor fool you guys cause she’s one of the best players I’ve encountered in this game.”
“That’s true, she’s a secret big brain genius” Toast confirmed, making Pewdiepie gasp once again.
“wHAT??YOU TWO PLAYED WITH HER?!” Felix’s offended voice boomed through everyone’s headphones “HOW DARE YOU. HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE ME?!”
“That’s for not inviting me to your latest Cringe episode!” Jack was quick to respond, making others in the lobby laugh at their mini fight.
“Oh, so that’s where I recognized her from!” Sykkuno nearly shouted when he finally put two and two together. “I can’t wait to meet her, she seems like a really nice person.”
“She is! When she got impostor for the first time she refused to kill me” Toast explained, earning himself a couple of Aww’s from his friends. “So we just ran around the emergency button until I called the meeting and voted her off.”
“Yeah, only to be her first victim in the next game.” Jack all but giggled, clearly very amused at the memory of Y/N going into a full berserk mode. No one except for him and Toast knew how good she really was at this game...
“She’s basically the wolf in sheep’s skin” Felix concluded with a chuckle “Very soft wolf, however.”
“She’s like the complete opposite of Corpse, both in voice and personality” Jack suddenly said, making Felix laugh wholeheartedly at something only two of them understood at the moment.
“I don’t know how should I take that” Corpse admitted with a chuckle. He remained silent for most of the conversation since he didn’t really know who the guys were talking about. But he would lie if he said he wasn’t intrigued by this girl at least in the slightest. Although he heard about her channel, he hasn’t seen any of her videos, so he didn’t really know what to expect. But hearing what gamers like Sean and Felix said about her, he knew he’s not gonna be disappointed once the girl joins them in the game.
“Imagine Corpse and Y/N talking.” Felix said suddenly with a seemingly very amused voice.
“Imagine Corpse and Y/N both being Impostors” Toast said, which resulted in many of them shouting over each other at how crazy that would be.
“Alright, now that you mention this I start fearing the moment two of them meet” Jack confessed with loud laughter following the sentence. Corpse chuckled deeply under his breath, at the same time glancing at the questions his audience was asking him in his stream. He could hardly read any, as there were quite a lot of people asking, so all he saw was just a bunch of comments moving at the speed of light in his chat. He wouldn't say it out loud, but he was slightly nervous, seeing the growing number of people watching his stream. It was still a rather new thing to him, and he feared he'd say something inappropriate, or just make a complete idiot out of himself.
"At least no one can see me..." he mumbled under his breath after muting his microphone.
"Oh! Y/N just texted me! She's joining the call right now!"
"Fuck yeah!" Felix shouted excitedly "Just so you know Jack, I won't forget that you two played without me."
"Uh-oh. Is that a threat? Are you threatening me now?"
"It's a warning" Felix replied, receiving a series of gasps from other players. "If I get impostor, you're the first one on my list."
"Okay, everyone heard that! You know who to vote off when I'm dead!"
"It's so cool to play with someone new, I wonder if she's as good as you guys depict her" Sykkuno spoke up, but before anyone could answer his question, a new character popped up in the lobby.
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"Hi everyone! I’m sorry I left you just like that, but this stream would be completely useless without me being able to answer your questions. Fortunately it wasn’t anything serious, I just had to readjust my mic and go through the settings to find what was wrong. Took some time, but here I am now!” Y/N chirped into her microphone, smiling apologetically at her webcam. At the moments like this, she really appreciated how supportive her audience was. No one was hating on her when she had to get off the stream for a couple of minutes, and everyone was just so understanding that it made her heart melt. Perhaps her audience wasn’t very big, but it felt almost like a second family to her.
“Anyway, as you already know from my twitter, today I’ll be playing Among Us with my friends and their friends! I can’t wait if I’m being honest, last time I played this game was so much fun, and there was only a few of us.” she admitted with a genuine smile on her face. “Let’s just text Sean now so we can get into the lobby...”
Y/N: Ready to play with you guys ^^
Jackaboy: Great! You got that mic fixed already?
Y/N: Yes, everything is fine. I’m sorry you had to wait so long.
Jackaboy: It’s all good kiddo, no worries. I’ll call you and send you the code in a sec.
Y/N: Perfect, thank you Sean :)
Jackaboy: Btw, everyone can’t wait to meet you ;-)Y/N stared at the screen for a moment, only now, seconds before joining the group, realizing how nervous she felt. From Sean’s tweets she saw earlier, she figured that the lobby was right now full of many famous streamers, those she wouldn’t even compare herself to. It’s not that she thought of herself very low, but... being among such youtube celebrities like them made her panic a little bit. She didn’t want to look like a complete fool amongst them.
Playing or recording with Sean and Felix was something else because she knew those guys for years (and yet still sometimes found herself thinking how lucky she got to be able to call them her friends). She felt good in their company, not worrying about choosing the right words. But amongst the rest of the players, she knew only Toast and talked with Rae maybe once in her life...
What if the rest won’t like her?
Y/N cleared her throat, realizing that she was still staring at her phone like hypnotized and her audience was already asking her what’s going on. She quickly typed in the code Sean had texted her and readjusted her headphones, before joining the discord chat.
“THERE SHE IS” screamed Sean, making her grin from ear to ear, hearing how excited he was “Little wonderchild!”
“I think you meant little TRAITOR” Felix corrected him with a scoff. A silence settled in the lobby as everyone was waiting for Y/N to speak up.
“Um... hello everyone..” she said softly, almost inaudibly, a sudden wave of shyness taking over her. “I’m Y/N”
“Oh, you were right about that Corpse thing!” replied another, also very soft and very sweet voice, and Y/N saw the image of someone named Lily pop up. “It’s like the exact opposite!”
“See? Told ya. Everyone, meet Y/N/N, the little angel from Y/C/N.”
“Hey Y/N!”
“Hi there!”
“Hey, what’s up?”
“H-Hi, so great to meet you, Y/N!” a very friendly sounding voice said, and a little lime astronaut with the name Sykkuno above it started running around her. “Can’t wait to play with you!”
“That’s so nice, thank you” she replied with a wide smile on her face, moving around his character as well. “I can’t wait to play with you too, actually with all you guys. It’s so great to be here with you.”
“Jack I swear she’s the cutest little thing I’ve ever heard. Where the hell did you find her?!” Poki all but yelled at the man, making Y/N giggle to herself and in-process loosen up a little bit. They all seemed like someone she’d happily be friends with.
“Or rather, where do you get one?” someone else commented, making them all burst into laughter, Y/N included.
“Guys, what did I say about that sweet demeanor...” Jack said after calming down from his fit “Don’t put your guard down just because she sounds like that!”
“Wait- what did you tell them about me?” Y/N asked confused, the tone of her voice making him laugh even more “Jack!”
“Don’t worry, only the good stuff” a very deep, low voice spoke up, leaving her taken aback for a moment. Her eyes widened slightly and she glanced at the name of that person, reading out CORPSE. Now that’s something she didn’t expect...
“Corpse, mind your manners! You didn’t even introduce yourself!”
“Oh, shit- yeah, sorry. Um, I’m Corpse, it’s very nice to meet you Y/N” he replied right after, making her lip corners curl up into a smile.
“Nice to meet you too Corpse, you have a really pleasant voice.” she spoke sweetly, completely unaware of the chaos that was taking place in her stream chat. She didn’t even think of it the way her audience did, she just simply spoke up her mind, and being an incredibly nice person - turned it into a compliment.
“Oh- wow. I mean, thank you so much. I love your voice too, it’s really sweet” he replied, nervously chuckling at the end, before muting his mic. It was, however, enough for Felix and Sean to start teasing him, as the two immediately screamed:
“SIIIMP!!!”
“It’s the voice Felix, I told you he’d fall into her trap!”
“Wait- he was just being nice, guys! Stop making fun of him” Y/N immediately defended the man, trying to speak up over the hysterical laughter of the other players.
“Oh my god, but what if they both get impostors and they both pull the voice cards on us?!” Rae managed to yell through all the noise, making Y/N even more confused.
“Wait, what? What do you mean? I don’t understand.”
“Don’t worry Y/N, that’s how I feel all the time around them.” Sykkuno seemed to be the only one who heard her question, as the rest continued their gabbing without giving her as much as a glance.
“Alright, let’s start the game maybe. I might have a few old scores to settle” Toast cleared his throat theatrically, his astronaut coming face to face with Y/N’s.
“Oh, you mean me? I thought I already apologized!” she replied frantically. “You gave me no choice Toast, I didn’t even want to kill you in the first place...”
“BUT YOU DID. IN THE VERY FIRST ROUND”
“I’m sorry!”
“Alright, enough! Toast, just don’t kill her right away, okay? Let her run around the map, fearing for her life for a moment.” Y/N gasped upon hearing Jack’s words, clearly sensing the smirk behind his voice.
“Wha- Jack?! Since when are you against me?!”
“Don’t worry Y/N, I won’t let them hurt you. You haven’t played with us yet, I’ll protect you.”
“Oh, thank you so much Sykkuno! I’ll protect you too!”
“Great. Another one simping...” was Felix’s last words, before the game began.
Y/N sighed in relief upon seeing the word crewmate forming on her screen, but at the same time feared Toast’s inevitable revenge. She thought they'd already buried the hatchet, but it seemed that he was desperate to make her pay for the last time they played together.
“Aw, Sykkuno was serious” she mumbled with a smile, when his lime astronaut started circling her white one, so she would follow him. “Okay, let’s do some tasks.”
They both made their way towards the medbay, Sykkuno patiently waiting nearby as she did the scan, then Y/N waiting for him to do the same. The moment his little character stepped towards her, a meeting was called by none other than Felix.
“What happened?” Rae asked.
“I called the meeting because I’m afraid of Jack” he responded, causing everyone to laugh. “Seriously though! Dude’s been following me around the whole time.”
“I was just making sure nobody kills you.”
“Yeah don’t go all Sykkuno on me!” Felix screamed, making the call erupt into even more laughter.
“Alright, are we skipping?”
“Yeah.”
“Guys, my life is in danger!” Felix wouldn’t give up. “Come on, show some support! Y/N? You played with him, you know his techniques!”
“Sorry Felix” Y/N giggled, clicking the skip button.
When the next round began, Sykkuno was quick to join Y/N on her way towards admin, where they both found Poki doing the upload. They did the card swipe and left her there, when the lights suddenly went off.
“Uh-oh. Let’s head the opposite direction, Sykkuno” the girl murmured, dancing around his character and heading towards Comms instead of going to Electrical. It was the easiest way to die, after all.
Once they entered the room and waited for someone to fix the lights, Y/N could see another figure appear in the same location. She couldn’t recognize whose character it was, but upon seeing the horns on the helmet she smiled to herself.
“Hey there, Corpse” she said, walking up to the black astronaut, who was standing still in the same place as if he was just watching her and Sykkuno run around Comms instead of doing their tasks.
They stood like that for a couple of seconds until Corpse turned around and ran away, and that’s when the first body was reported.
“Oh no, Jack!”
“Poor guy. He’s gonna haunt us now.”
“Where’s the body?”
“Navigation” replied Rae, who was the one to find Sean’s green astronauts’ body “Didn’t see anyone around, but I’m pretty sure someone just vented right in front of my eyes...”
“Any suspicions?” Toast asked.
“Um, not really sure, it was the exact same moment the lights went off. I was doing tasks with Jack and then he just died. I only saw the vent close, nothing or no one else.”
“Okay, where are you guys right now?”
“I’m in admin with Dave, we only passed Poki when we got there.” Lily’s voice sounded out, quickly being joined by Poki’s explanation.
“Yeah, I was finishing the upload when you guys came in, Y/N and Sykkuno saw it”
“Did you see her?” Toast asked, addressing his question towards the white and lime astronauts.
“Yes, we were doing the card swipe before going to Comms. Corpse joined us for a moment and then left.”
“Yeah, I was on my way to fix the lights when I stumbled upon them in Comms, the body was reported the exact moment I left.”
“Can someone confirm this? I mean, did someone see you besides the two of them?” Toast continued his questioning.
“I think I only saw Felix in Medbay.”
“Hmm, so no one really knows where you were this whole time. You could easily lure Jack into Navigation and kill him there. Is that what you did, Corpse?”
“Woah, that’s some serious accusation” Corpse replied in his usual, low and calm voice. “Where were you Toast? You seem the only one who still doesn’t have an alibi”
“Neither does Felix.” Y/N spoke innocently, and the mentioned man quickly started his explanation.
“Okay, I was with Jack at the beginning but he clearly can’t confirm this since someone snapped his fucking neck. We’ve split up in O2 after doing our tasks and then he must’ve gone with Rae. I just wandered around the map, escaping from the death.”
“Hmm, so not only were you one of the last people to see him alive, but you also admit to not doing your tasks” Y/N said, trying her best to keep her voice steady and stop herself from laughing. She was sure Sykkuno was doing the same thing, they both refused to do any tasks after the lights went off, after all.
“Yeah, but does that already makes me an Imposter? I’m just scared for my life, that’s all.”
“Y/N has some good logic, but I’m not really sure it’s Pewds. I mean, I saw him in Medbay and he really seemed to be just jogging around.” Corpse said, his voice almost immediately doing its magic, as people more or less willingly agreed to skip this round as well.
“I think it’s Felix. I mean, I haven’t played with him yet, but I have this feeling that he’s just acting.” Y/N said to her chat after muting herself. She went towards Weapons to do another task, seeing Sykkuno’s little character follow her once again, but the doors were suddenly locked and his lime astronaut remained in Cafeteria. “Oh no, Sykkuno” she sighed with a pout on her face, deciding against waiting for him and risking getting her neck snapped. She finished her task in Weapons and moved towards another location, when suddenly Corpse appeared in front of her, coming right out of nowhere.
“Oh- Corpse, you scared me to death” Y/N breathed a laugh, watching as his character stood still for a couple of seconds, before circling around her white astronaut. Y/N nodded her head with a smile, even though he couldn’t see her, and followed him in Shields, where they found Poki’s dead body.
“The body is in Shields” Y/N replied right after reporting the body, only to gasp in shock when she realized more than one person was killed. Red crosses decorated not only Poki’s name but were also visible next to Dave and Lily.
“What the hell?!” Felix all but yelled into his mic, obviously shocked just like everyone else who was still alive.
“Now that’s... a lot of bodies” Sykkuno mumbled under his breath.
“Alright, who’s in Shields? Y/N, you said you found the body there, which one?”
“Poki’s, Corpse was there with me” her reply was followed by his short and low hum.
“Sykkuno, where are you? I didn’t see you anywhere since the last round.” Felix asked, clearly accusing the lime astronaut of being a murderer.
“I was... doing the wires in electrical, Toast was there for a moment as well.”
“Yeah but I was only searching for the body, so I saw you maybe for a second” Toast replied, building even more suspicions around Sykkuno.
“But- guys, you know I wouldn’t kill two people in one round, let alone four of them.”
“No one says you did that, I only mentioned that you were nowhere to be seen. You could’ve been sabotaging the map for the other Impostor” Felix said nonchalantly.
“Guys, I-”
“It’s him! It must be him!” Rae shouted through her mic.
“Sykkuno is 100% innocent, I can vouch for him” Y/N’s voice sounded out in everyone’s headphones “We were together since the start of the game and he didn’t kill me, even though he had quite a number of chances to do so.”
“Weren’t you with Corpse this time?” Felix asked suspiciously.
“I was! But at the beginning, I was with Sykkuno, until someone locked him in Cafeteria. That’s when we split up.”
“And you haven’t seen him ever since?”
“Well, no, but-”
“Then I can assure you it was only a matter of time before he’d stab you in the back” Toast concluded, making Sykkuno gasp in confusion.
“Wha- No, I would never do that! Y/N is our guest, I was just making sure she was okay!”
“Sykkuno, simping won’t save your life right now”
“Wha- I- Guys!” he tried to stutter out some logical explanation “Y/N, don’t believe them!”
“I don’t, I know you’re innocent! C’mon guys, he wouldn’t do it!”
“Yeah yeah, let’s kick him out. Corpse, who are you voting?” Toast asked, and Y/N could see the I voted sign next to his character.
“I kinda feel like Felix tries to shift the blame onto Sykkuno. He didn’t even tell his location, and was already throwing accusations on someone else.” Corpse replied after a moment, making the smile widen on Y/N’s face. Someone was finally on her side!
“That’s because he can’t even explain himself!” Felix exclaimed, voting as well.
“Besides, I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t for whoever locked that door, Y/N would be dead as well!”
“No, I told you I-!”
“Guys, we have ten seconds to vote. Rae?”
“I think it’s him as well. He was acting suspiciously since we started this round. I vote Sykkuno”
“But..!”
“No, Sykkuno...” Y/N whispered with a pout on her lips, when she saw the number of people who voted for her lime friend.
Sykkuno was ejected.
“Alright, I’m pretty sure it’s Felix. I saw Rae multiple times and she didn’t kill me, Toast also doesn��t act very Impostor like, but maybe that’s just one of his strategies... Corpse is with me again, I don’t think that’s him, I mean, he followed me around last round, but still didn’t do anything, and even vouched for me and Sykkuno when we were both clearly chilling in comms. It can’t be him... right?”
Dead body reported.
“I just saw Corpse kill Toast, then vent!” Rae’s voice blared through Y/N’s headphones, as she looked in shock at the red cross next to Toast’s name. If not him, then..?
“What?” the accused man asked calmly “That’s a self-report, she’s trying to frame me. You guys can’t possibly believe her.”
“I believe her. I saw you enter the Electrical with Toast, then he’s suddenly dead” Felix said.
“That’s because she vented in there and killed him.”
“No! I swear, Y/N/N you have to believe me!” she directed her words towards the girl who remained silent during their discussion, processing her accusations over and over in her head. “I was fixing the wires, Toast was doing another task, and then boom! I see Corpse snapping his neck!”
“How could you see that if the lights were off?” Y/N suddenly asked, making Rae cut her own sentence off “No one went to fix them, they were off the entire round.”
Silence.
“It’s Rae, it must be her” Corpse couldn’t help but laugh wholeheartedly at how small was the mistake which completely blew Rae’s cover. “We’re voting Rae, right Y/N?”
“No! Guys, I mean, let me explain, I-!”
Rae was ejected.
“Now that was something I didn’t expect. I would’ve never thought it was her, I even suspected that Sykkuno might really have been the other Impostor, but now... It’s just me, Corpse, and Felix. I’m clear, clearly, so it must be one of them. And since Corpse protected me for the past few rounds, there’s no other option than...”
Her eyes suddenly widened when the realization hit her, and she quickly turned around to speed towards the emergency button. Fortunately, no one was around to stop her from calling the meeting.
“Felix.” Y/N started, trying to contain her excitement and sound seriously “Where were you when Sean was killed?”
Neither Corpse of Felix said a word, as it was probably the last question they expected her to ask. Felix cleared his throat, however, and finally replied:
“Y/N, that was literally the beginning of a game. How am I supposed to remember what I did then?”
“Well” she said nonchalantly “I, for example, clearly remember the things you said even when we were in the lobby.”
“What are you implying?”
“Wasn’t it you, who told everyone that Sean was your number one if you get Impostor?” she asked with a wicked smile on her face. Felix was dumbfounded, he obviously didn’t expect her to pull that card on him, hell, he didn’t even know how she knew about it since she wasn’t even in the call at the time.
“FELIX” Corpse suddenly broke the silence, simultaneously breaking the said man from his train of thoughts.
“Okay, first of all- YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN THE CALL WHEN I SAID THAT” he yelled through his mic, making both Y/N and Corpse laugh, as it only confirmed their suspicions.
“See? You only proved my point.”
“Oh, fuck’s sake- I was just joking okay?!” he tried to defend himself, but hearing how he couldn’t even contain his own laughter anymore, it was clear he already accepted the defeat. “It wasn’t serious, god damn it!”
“You know what to do, Y/N” Corpse’s voice asked through her headphones, and surely, she knew exactly what to do.
“C’mon Y/N, that’s not fair! At least let me explain myself!”
“Bye Felix” she said in an overly dramatic tone before Corpse voted as well.
Soon enough, the sign VICTORY could be seen on her screen, which made her squeak and joy. This game was really fun, even though she was so scared of being killed first.
“I knew it! I knew you would figure out it’s him! That son of a bitch who murdered me!” Jack basically yelled out, clearly very happy about the result.
“Y/N, seriously now, how did you know I’ve said that?” Felix asked without even hiding his surprised tone.
“Let’s just say I might’ve stolen some of your viewers, Felix” she admitted, winking at her webcam, a new wave of comments landing on her chat. “Thanks guys!”
“Okay, that is rude and not fair!”
“It helped me win, so I’ve got nothing else to say” Y/N grinned from ear to ear, before muting herself for a moment to finally answer some of the questions from her chat, while the rest took a quick break to eat something or go to the bathroom.
She was halfway through telling the story of how she met Sean when she noticed she got a message from a private discord chat.
CORPSE: That was really impressive :)
Y/N smiled to herself upon seeing his text and quickly typed out the answer.
Y/N: Thanks!! I wouldn’t have done that without you though, you stood up for me and Sykkuno and all
Y/N: Also, thanks for protecting me from being murdered ^^
CORPSE: No problem, I knew you were innocent right away.
CORPSE: Anyway, good game, Sean was right saying that you’re one of the best players
She couldn’t help the blush that arose on her cheeks, it was very sweet of him to say that, even though she didn’t actually do much except for exposing Felix.
Y/N: I wasn’t an Impostor though, so you didn’t really see much :)
She watched the three dots beside his name, that signaled he was still texting. The chat was completely forgotten, but people seemed to quickly notice that small, shy smile on her lips, and the pink tint decoring her cheeks.
CORPSE: Okay, now I’m intrigued...
Y/N: Maybe we’ll both be Impostors one day ^^
CORPSE: Can’t wait for that to happen.
Soon enough, they returned to the lobby to begin another game. Y/N glanced at her chat for a second, and the moment she returned her eyes to the game, her jaw basically dropped.
IMPOSTOR was written in bold letters in the middle of the red screen, right above her name.
Corpse’s little character was standing beside her.
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enemies.
| bucky x reader | fluff |
requested by @fitzfiles enemies to lovers
this is technically a highschool au, but only slightly. we love bucky being a loveable ass out here
Your eyes narrowed and you glared at Bucky. You couldn’t stand him. Bucky was popular, flirtatious, and an asshole. He was always flirting with you at school, and you always felt like he was trying to make a joke of you in front of everyone. On top of that, it made other girls envy you, tainting friendships with jealousy.
It seemed like you were the only one who didn’t want Bucky Barnes.
“You’re such an ass!” You snapped at Bucky, who only laughed in response. You hated when he tilted his head to the side, the stupid smirk you loathed pulling at his lips.
“Don’t be like that, doll.”
“I’ll do whatever I want! Leave me alone, I’m not going to fall at your feet like everyone else!” You stood up from the library where he had been absolutely intent on distracting you from finishing your homework, the reason for the fight in the first place.
You were the only one who didn’t give him every ounce of attention he desired, and he was determined to get it.
You sat on your bed, a folder of history homework open in front of you. You studied with music softly in the background, needing a break from trying to study with Bucky bothering you every five seconds.
“Y/N,” your mom called your name as she walked in the door.
You looked up, setting down the document on World War II. Your father was behind her, and you grew uneasy, wondering what they possibly felt they needed to both talk to you about.
“We’re worried about you, dear.”
“Worried? Why?” you laughed, surprised by their explanation.
“We’re just concerned that you don’t have the same social life people your age have. You seem to always be up here, studying in your room. We want you to meet some people, and have some fun,” your father explained.
You were confused by the explanation. You spent most of your time at school, and around other students. You did have friends, but you also prioritized your grades. You certainly were not the hermit they were making you out to be.
“You don’t need to worry-”
“But darling, you’ve never dated. One of our friends has the most charming son, and we think he’d be perfect for you. We want to set you up.” Your mother was smiling, and you raised your eyebrows.
“Perfect for me?”
“Yes! He’s so charming, and he’s sweet. He’s also incredibly intelligent, his grades are wonderful. He travels a lot, you know, has that worldly kind of sense. And, he’s beautiful. We were thinking of setting the two of you up, having them over for dinner.”
You couldn’t deny that this sounded too good to be true. The boy they were describing sounded perfect for you, and although you cringed at the idea of your parents setting you up, you were intrigued.
“What is his name?”
“James!” She beamed, and you raised your eyebrows.
“I will go on one blind date with him, if you stop giving me a hard time about my social life.”
“One date. You can meet him at dinner tomorrow, and then the two of you must go on one date. If it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t work out. But try for us, honey.”
“I will, I promise,” you smiled at your parents, excited and nervous to meet your supposed dream-man.
You dressed up for dinner once you were home from school. You’d never even seen this boy, and yet your tummy was filling with excited butterflies. Your name was called from downstairs, and you quickly ran down to meet them.
You nearly tripped over yourself as you stopped dead in your tracks. You were met with an all-too-familiar silver gaze, and the smirk that made you so, so angry.
“Bucky.”
Your voice was cold, and all of the butterflies shriveled up and died, the excitement fading from you. You were furious that you’d agreed to go on a date with him in addition to sitting through this dinner.
“You two know each other?” His mother asked, surprised.
“Quite well, actually. We have history together at school, right doll?” Bucky was trying not to laugh, only fueling your irritation.
“It’s Y/N. And we’ve met, yes.”
This motherfucker.
Dinner was long and painful, and you were forced to listen to what a perfect prince everybody thought Bucky was. You were surprised to hear about his academic standing, one that competed with your own. It was clear by his expression that he didn’t want the news to get out that he wasn’t a complete anarchist.
You cringed as your parents praised you too, unsure of who they were trying to impress. You were quiet, not giving a single damn about being polite to the boy you hated.
“Why don’t the two of you go upstairs?” your mom suggested, and you sighed, holding back a massive eye roll. Being alone with Bucky was about last on the list of things you wanted to do.
You stood up under the pressure of four gazes, and Bucy followed you up the flight of stairs. He couldn’t contain his amusement for the situation, and you walked into your room and sat down on the edge of your bed, crossing your arms over your chest.
“Did you know it was me?”
“No, I really didn’t. But I’m glad it is.” He almost sounded sincere.
Bucky looked around your room, taking in the soft lavender walls, and the white bedspread that you sat on top of. Everything was soft and sweet, like you. Fairy lights hung above the bed, casting a gentle glow over the room. Bucky thought you looked beautiful.
“Quit staring at me,” you snipped, pulling your knees up to your chest.
He smiled, stepping in from the doorway and sitting beside you on the bed. You were angry at yourself for noticing the way the lights seemed to make him look golden, glinting in the reflection of huge silver eyes.
“How could I not?” He breathed, and your heart stuttered in your chest.
No. No, this is not happening. You will not let yourself be seduced by this cocky asshole.
“Save it for the date,” you rolled your eyes and he smirked.
“You’re not looking forward to it?” Bucky asked, and you shook your head with a face.
“No, of course not.”
“Come on, I’ll show you a good time. You’ll probably even realize that you’re in love with me.” His grin was infectious, but you fought off the urge to smile back.
“In love with you? Hardly.”
“I’ll give you one night. You’ll change your mind.”
“You seem confident,” you snarked, rolling your eyes at his arrogance.
“I always am.”
You watched him as his eyes traveled over the room, seeming to take everything in. Bucky noticed every small detail, including the sketch of daisies that leaned against the wall on top of your desk.
When he was finally called away, he stood in front of you, leaning over you with one hand on the wrought iron bed frame. A soft smile broke onto his face, and you felt warmth spread through your chest, reaching up to your cheeks.
“Goodnight, doll.”
You scowled at the dress that was laid out in the end of your bed when you got home from school. You’d been dreading the date, especially when Bucky winked at you during history class. He didn’t make a show of embarrassing you in front of his friends. You hadn’t even heard gossip about it, so he must not have told anybody.
You were a bit surprised, you thought that Bucky would seize the opportunity to be the subject of gossip and attention, dragging you into it with him.
Your parents were out of town for the weekend, and you’d been set up for a friday date after school with Bucky. The doorbell rang, and you went to answer it, your eyes widening a bit when you saw him in jeans and a button down.
Fuck, he was handsome.
“Hi James.”
“Y/N, you look beautiful,” he said honestly, and you couldn’t stop the warmth from blossoming on your cheeks. He held up a bouquet of daisies, and you bit back a smile, taking your favorite flowers from him. You realized he noticed the drawing, and something about that made you feel fuzzy inside.
It was too bad you didn’t even like him.
“Let me set these down, thank you.”
You put them in a vase on the table, and he followed you.
“You didn’t tell everyone at school.” It was a statement, but you meant it as a question.
“Why would I? I knew you wouldn’t appreciate everyone in your business,” Bucky confessed. Despite the amusement he gained from getting on your nerves, Bucky did like you, and he did respect you. The idea of others participate in the teasing, more than just his bit of playfulness, upset Bucky.
He wanted you to like him.
You followed Bucky outside to his yellow car, one that was sort of vintage. He didn’t drive to school, and you realized you had never seen his car, but it somehow fit him. You got in the passenger seat, and he handed you the chord to play your own music.
You nervously scrolled through your phone, deciding that the safest bet for music was bon iver, and he broke into a smile, leaning forward to turn up the stereo.
“I love this song,” Bucky grinned, surprising you.
“Where are we going?” you asked, leaning forward and watching the buildings pass by as he drove you to an unknown location.
“Just trust me.”
He parked and was opening your door for you before you could get out. You stepped out and took his outstretched hand, deciding you had to at least give this as much of an effort as he was.
His hand was soft and he squeezed you gently as he led you inside the huge aquarium in the city. It was your favorite place to go, and you wondered how Bucky knew that.
“You mentioned it once, in class,” he spoke as if he read your mind, or at least read the bright smile on your face.
“I can’t believe you remembered... Or that you even listened,” you laughed.
“I always listen.”
You walked through tunnels filled with colorful fish, and they swam around you on all sides, even under your feet. You gasped and pressed your hands to the glass, letting go of Bucky as you watched a sea turtle swim by. Bucky watched your delight, smiling at your excited squeal.
“Look!” you pointed, and he grinned.
“I see, it’s so cool,” he indulged you.
You moved through the tunnel, into a room of separate tanks, all smaller and holding their own creatures. You struggled to see the clown fish in the top, even standing on your toes.
“What’re you doing, doll?”
“Trying to see the nemo fish, but-” you squeaked as Bucky’s hands went around your waist, and he lifted you up so you could see. You blushed and smiled, looking at the fish swimming around. He gently set you down, and you wrapped your hands around his arm, a little bit shyly.
The two of you spent hours looking at the creatures, and you let him wrap his arms around your waist as you stood and watched the jellyfish.
“They’re so pretty!” you gasped, and Bucky could see the reflection in your wide eyes, and he couldn’t ignore how his heart raced when he looked at you.
You found yourself feeling the same way.
“This was great, James. I didn’t think you’d manage to win me over, but this is the best date I’ve ever been on,” you confessed shyly as you left, the sky already dark. He beamed at you, his silver eyes lighting up when you smiled at him.
“I’m so glad, but we’re not finished yet, doll.”
“You spoil me,” you giggled, and he pulled you to the car.
“Come on, or we’ll miss it,” he hurried you, laughing as he got behind the wheel.
He drove to a park and got a blanket from the backseat, producing a basket that you hadn’t noticed before.
“Picnicking in the dark?”
“Hush and come with me,” he insisted, laying out the blanket on the grass and pulling the food out.
You bit into a piece of fruit, leaning against his side. You gasped as fireworks started to go off overhead, and you looked at Bucky, who just smiled back at you.
“I thought you’d like them.”
You watched the light and colors explode in the sky, enjoying the dinner he brought. You ended up leaning back against Bucky’s chest, wrapped in his jacket when you complained of being chilly. You couldn’t believe that over the course of a few hours, he had managed to work his way into your heart, and you were now in his arms.
“Do you want to come in and stay?” you asked Bucky as he pulled up in front of your house.
“I’m invited?”
“Yes.”
He smiled, grabbing sweats from his trunk, explaining that he always had a change of clothes, on account of being an athlete. You teased him with a giggle, going inside with him and up to your bedroom.
You changed into a pajama set and laid on your bed with him, the two of you staring up at the tiny, glittering fairy lights above you.
“You look perfect like this,” you whispered.
“Not as perfect as you.”
“What happens Monday? Do you go back to being an ass and I go back to hating you?” your voice was soft, and although you were joking, the fear behind it was real.
“I was hoping I could call you my girlfriend on Monday.”
You leaned over and kissed him, answering the question. When he kissed you back, it was like a million tiny fireworks exploding inside of you, instead of in the sky overhead.
“You changed my mind in one night.”
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Hi, Hoof! ❤️
Can I bother you for some of your favorite hcs? Maybe some relating to Port's relationship with the other luso nations? Anything really ❤️
Hi cakes <3
Sorry for replying so late! This topic is not something I've explored a lot. So it gave me some thinking to do. It’s not incredibly organized but hey \o/
I like to think his relationship with luso nations is mostly positive nowadays. But of course it wasn't always so. Port may have had severe attachment issues despite trying to play it cool every time one of them decided to "storm out the door". Because that's what it felt like to him. 'Oh so you're leaving, then. Fine.'🙄 When in reality we all know he felt like shit for a while. He tried to keep his kids close to the very end of the 20th century (1999 with Macau!) always believing he was in the right. Think a little, Port. ;;;; I know living under a past glorifying dictatorship for so long did not help. Fortunately I think his mind started to clear near the 60s and since then he's been trying his utmost best to undo his wrongs even if he knows it’s not totally possible and that he'll never be 100% forgiven. He accepts this and moves on.
On a lighter note, he loves all of the luso nations equally but he likes to say Macau is his favourite because it makes Brazil pout melodramatically. You don't see any of the others have this reaction. He's just messing with you Lu. He's going to squeeze your cheeks next! I think he's one of those dads... he trolls too much and thinks his dad humour is incredible and understandable by everyone. What's a generational gap? If you don't think it's funny then he's happy to laugh at his own jokes.
Yes he messes with them but he's also very proud of their growth. I don't buy him being insecure about their achievements in comparison to his. He knows he's old and it's their time to shine now. He's very supportive! And very caring. He keeps in touch often.
He has a lot of respect for Angola. She has centuries of knowledge and life experience on him (he knows she can deck him without breaking a sweat 🙃) Tbh I'd love to hear these two chatting about whatever topic because they're both so wise. Port is also happy to be schooled.
They ALL make fun of his accent. He replies by showing them a different one every time it happens or just laughs it off. One time he changed to Brazilian Portuguese mid sentence (he's very good with accents and languages in general) and it was so seamless that everyone just. 🧍
Luci still said it was terrible. Actually so cringe. 🤢
If there is one topic that everyone can agree on is that the food is amazing at any of their places. Not a single bad cook in this family. They pass recipes around all the time.
I want to read fic where Port and Cape Verde go surfing together. Or sailing. Or fishing. I know this seems so very specific but. 🥺 They both love the sea so much. I think it'd be adorable. I also think it's one of his favourite vacation spots.
And speaking of Portugal and Cape Verde, I want to believe Fado and Morna are connected in some way. Not sure how. They're both eerily similar in their melancholy. (I had a boyfriend that was Cape Verdean and I remember theorizing about this topic aaa) This video explains it pretty well. It’s in portuguese, though. Maybe they can sing sad songs together. ;v;
Mozambique is used to Port just straight up showing up unannounced and it's because he wants to see the elephants. He won't even say hi first noooo. He's so eager to get trampled first thing in the morning. His obsession with the animals is weird ok. Old man found half dead at the Gorongosa national park. Squashed by a baby elephant and its angry mom. /SIGH which hospital is he at this time. I thought it was Cape Verde's turn to have him this year.
...AAAND I want to talk about all the other luso nations too but I’ll have to try and remember more headcanons so I think maybe I'll keep adding to this post overtime! Thanks for the ask I love answering questions about Port (and the nations that he cares about the most <3)
#needcake#ok that last one is crack but he did offer the pope an elephant once I KNOW it's his favourite animal probably#but yes my opinion about the lusofam is that they're all too cool and port is the fail dad#(affectionate)#i am behind on some of these asks and i apologize#life's been... interesting#in a non cute way /sigh#but these always cheer me up
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